hannah.marie
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
(via stonesobrien)
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
(via darrenawessomecriss)
roommate: what would you do if you met hugh jackman
me: ~laughs violently
roommate: and rdj?
me: ~GROANS AUDIBLY
roommate: what about darren?
me: ~whispers~ don't
burtcarole replied to your post: oh no here we go
GIRD YOUR LOINS
I READ THIS IN STANLEY TUCCI’S VOICE
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I’M SOBBING.
THIS SHOULD NOT BE THIS FUNNY.
AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhHHHHHHHH
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(Source: thenoiseinspace, via thisblogistotallyawesome)
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
(via blainedevon)



